What if Guys and Girls changed dating roles
this. is amazing.
this is kinda hysterical
This is perfect.
OMG lmfaooooo “that thing with the other guy?!” “Well yeah, if you get me the jacket.” “WRAP IT UP!”
(via pmastamonkmonk)
(I’M NOT DIGGING THROUGH A SHITTY OLD BLOG TO FIND THIS BUT IT WAS THE FIRST POST I EVER LOST MY SHIT AT ON TUMBLR AND IT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH FOR NO REASON)
#I JUST SPIT OUT MY COLD COCOA
(via pmastamonkmonk)
today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee
(via love-me-with-my-flaws-and-all)
He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine.
I am going to cry.
I’m actually fighting back tears. This is so heartbreaking.
:’c
crying, I love old people :’(
i love you, i will be your valentine
this is honestly the sweetest thing ever
omfg
crying
(via love-me-with-my-flaws-and-all)
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER
(Source: kissify, via love-me-with-my-flaws-and-all)
today i went to the admissions office to talk about college and the lady sent me to the science building and then said “you’ll have to impress mr. christ if you want to transfer”
she
wasn’t
fuckin
kiddin g
(Source: sneeply, via peetaah)